企业恶搞专辑上线了
Richard Teachout
Ashley Furniture Industries 首席技术官 —— 高管级技术领导者、创业者、AI 领导者、架构师、问题解决者、前开发者。
July 15, 2026
我平时发的是冒险故事……但这一次是一头扎进音乐里的极客冒险……我花了今年的一段时间（好吧，其实是两个晚上共 8 小时，靠 AI 帮忙）写了一堆歌，唱的全是每个打工人都心知肚明的事：本该一封邮件就说完却开了全体大会的会、永远关不掉的工单，以及什么都没考核的绩效评估。7 月 15 日，这一切全部上线——四张《企业恶搞》专辑外加一首单曲，总共 48 首曲目。唱作人身份、企业讽刺题材、零制作预算，但有一大批你会秒懂的歌和曲目，听的时候大概率会会心一笑，或者感同身受。
It's a different kind of writing than what usually lives here — but it's the same habit: take something everyone experiences and find the structure in it. The songs are under the artist name WanderingCTO, and they're on Apple Music and Spotify.
《企业恶搞》第 1 卷 — 10 首曲目
开篇之作。全体大会、HR，以及把我们凝聚在一起的协同效应——10 首关于现代职场的歌。
1. Monday Number Five (Friday)3:58
2. Cubicle Paradise3:16
3. Who Wrote It That Way3:14
4. Welcome to the All-Hands Call4:00
5. Don't Stop Reviewin'5:52
6. Working for the Synergy4:04
7. Sweet Child of HR3:27
8. Under Pressure (To Unmute)2:47
9. Another One Buys the Product3:41
10. Smells Like Team Spirit4:52
《企业恶搞》第 2 卷 — 13 首曲目
更深层的作品。并购、工单、幻灯片，以及给每个 sprint 投下阴影的巨石单体。
1. Contractor Joe3:03
2. We Will Merge You3:02
3. The Ticket4:22
4. Total Freeze of the Screen2:54
5. Digital Girl3:06
6. Fun to Track for the KPI2:57
7. Isn't It Strategic3:09
8. Mainframe to Lead Tom4:24
9. Let My Screen Unload3:19
10. Merge Together3:46
11. Slide Deck4:01
12. The Shadow of the Monolith4:01
13. The Tech Audit Showdown3:37
《企业恶搞》第 3 卷 — 12 首曲目
审计、组织架构图、咖啡时间，以及永远做不完的项目。只要它在路线图上，这里就有。
1. We Review the Team (HR Edit)4:21
2. Bad Audit Rising2:23
3. Boss Type2:27
4. Corporate Advancement (gimme a promotion)3:57
5. Dualing Legacy (in the Backwoods)2:47
6. Network Child3:10
7. Paint it Gray4:03
8. Season of the Tier4:27
9. That Coffee Break3:42
10. The Endless Project3:34
11. The Great Migration3:14
12. The O-Chart2:29
《企业恶搞》第 4 卷 — 12 首曲目
辞职邮件、回复全员的崩溃现场，以及你提交过的每一次密码重置。压轴之作。
1. Mandatory Fun4:13
2. The Resignation Email4:05
3. Reply-All Meltdown2:38
4. Phantom Notifications2:56
5. Re-Open The Ticket3:59
6. The Performance Review Defense2:24
7. The Calendar Block2:13
8. Remote Work Lockdown2:05
9. The Broken Pipeline2:17
10. The Ghosted Application3:09
11. Copy_Paste2:02
12. Endless Password Resets2:09
《Monday Number Five (Friday)》— 单曲
主打单曲——献给每一个倒计时盼着周五、而周五却迟迟不来的人的战歌。
1. Monday Number Five (Friday)3:58
在哪里收听
All four albums and the single are on both major platforms under WanderingCTO — 48 tracks of corporate satire for anyone who's sat through one all-hands call too many.