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what-to-do-when-the-ai-gives-a-wrong-answer-in-front-of-a-customer What to Do When the AI Gives a Wrong Answer in Front of a Customer The AI is going to give a wrong answer in front of a customer, and a human is going to have to fix it live. 2026-10-02 AI cionews-living-knowledge-layer-richard-teachout The Living Knowledge Layer: Why I Stopped Believing in a Single Source of Truth There is no central source of truth. You build a system around decentralization — my own take on the CIO News profile. 2026-09-30 Architecture the-80-20-of-an-internal-ai-platform The 80/20 of an Internal AI Platform The internal AI platform is where AI budgets go to die. Every company builds one — and most of them build the wrong parts. 2026-09-30 AI the-kill-switch-you-hope-you-never-need The Kill Switch You Hope You Never Need (and Must Still Build) The kill switch is the most boring thing you'll build — and the one thing you must have before anything goes wrong in production. 2026-09-29 AI your-biggest-technical-debt-isnt-in-the-code Your Biggest Technical Debt Isn't in the Code Every engineering leader knows the feeling. But there's a deeper debt most teams never acknowledge — and it isn't in the code. 2026-09-28 AI when-tire-shop-closes-in-ten-minutes When the Tire Shop Closes in Ten Minutes: Contingency Plans Are Fallbacks, Not Forecasts We were in the rock garden at Badlands when the rear tire blew with the shop closing in ten minutes. Contingency plans are fallbacks, not forecasts. 2026-09-26 Operations standing-ai-triage-meeting The Standing AI Triage Meeting Somewhere in your company there's a list of AI requests that never gets reviewed. A thirty-minute weekly meeting with three questions and one decision is the fix. 2026-09-25 AI tier your models like you tier your customers Tier Your Models Like You Tier Your Customers One frontier model for every request is like flying everyone first class. Tier your models like you tier your customers — cheap for routine, premium for what matters. 2026-09-23 AI setting confidence thresholds with data not vibes Setting Confidence Thresholds With Data, Not Vibes Somewhere in your AI system there's a confidence threshold — almost always set by a guess. Baseline the error, price the mistake, and tune the threshold to where the data says. 2026-09-21 AI the technical leaders new superpower is asking better questions The Technical Leader's New Superpower Is Asking Better Questions In the AI era, answers are cheap and questions are scarce. The technical leader's superpower is asking the questions that make everyone else's answers better. 2026-09-19 AI Leadership four months of build days what vandalf taught me about program management Four Months of Build Days: What Vandalf Taught Me About Program Management Four months building a camper van taught me more about program management than any methodology: sequence by dependency, test the hard seam, budget the rework, ship the proof. 2026-09-19 Leadership train operators not users the 90 day ai fluency plan Train Operators, Not Users: The 90-Day AI Fluency Plan Most AI training is a demo with a sign-in sheet. Building operators — not users — takes a 90-day, role-based plan, not a two-hour session. 2026-09-18 AI what to demand in an ai contract What to Demand in an AI Contract Most AI contracts protect you from software that fails. They don't protect you from software that's confidently wrong. Three clauses put the risk back on the table. 2026-09-16 AI designing the human review queue that doesnt become a bottleneck Designing the Human Review Queue That Doesn't Become a Bottleneck AI in production hits a wall: the humans reviewing it don't scale. Tiered review, sampling, and batching keep the queue from becoming the bottleneck. 2026-09-14 AI why every architecture review should start with ai Why Every Architecture Review Should Start With AI Most architecture reviews follow a predictable pattern. Someone presents a proposal. Opinions are debated. The strongest voice or highest title wins. 2026-09-12 AI capacity planning is boring until it isnt Capacity Planning Is Boring. Until It Isn't. I spent five hours bolting an extended fuel tank onto my Sea-Doo. It's the most boring work I've done this month. I'd argue it's the most important. 2026-09-12 Strategy one page ai policy beats 40 page The One-Page AI Policy That Beats the 40-Page One I've read a lot of AI policies this year. Most of them are forty pages long and nobody has read past page three. 2026-09-11 AI real cost free ai feature The Real Cost of a "Free" AI Feature The most expensive AI feature you'll ever ship is the one that was free to build. 2026-09-09 AI build your eval suite before you feature Build Your Eval Suite Before You Build Your Feature The feature ships. The model is great. And the first time it does something wrong in front of a customer, nobody can tell you whether it's getting better or worse. 2026-09-07 AI 42 inch tire rule The 42-Inch Tire Rule: Every Upgrade Drags Its Downstream Costs With It I spent a weekend bolting 42-inch tires and full hydraulic steering onto my Jeep. The tires were the point of the project; the steering was the actual project. 2026-09-05 Architecture dev mindset own the future of your operations Dev Mindset: Own the Future of Your Operations ‘Just buy it’ is the most expensive sentence in software. It quietly gives away the only thing that makes your company hard to copy: how you actually run. 2026-09-05 Strategy your team already using shadow ai put work Your Team Is Already Using Shadow AI. Put It to Work. Your team is already using AI. You just don't know which parts. 2026-09-04 AI Governance buildbuy decision now three way door The Build/Buy Decision Is Now a Three-Way Door The build vs. buy decision used to be two doors. Now it's three, and most teams are still walking through the wrong one. 2026-09-02 Strategy curiosity only skill ai cant take from you Curiosity Is the Only Skill AI Can't Take From You AI is getting better at almost everything we once thought made us valuable. But there's one thing it can't give us: the desire to know. 2026-08-31 AI five signals every ai system must emit The Five Signals Every AI System Must Emit Most AI systems in production are running blind, and the operators don't know it until something catches fire. 2026-08-31 AI stop measuring developer productivity Stop Measuring Developer Productivity. Start Measuring Decision Velocity. The most dangerous metric in software engineering right now is not a bad one. It is a distracting one. 2026-08-28 Leadership ai doesnt make developers 10x better AI Doesn't Make Developers 10x Better — It Makes Organizations 10x Smarter The 10x developer narrative is the most persistent myth in software engineering. The idea that a single exceptional person can be worth ten… 2026-08-28 AI new skills every engineering leader needs The New Skills Every Engineering Leader Needs The skills that made you a successful engineering leader five years ago are not the skills that will make you successful five years from… 2026-08-28 Leadership technical leadership age of autonomous agents Technical Leadership in the Age of Autonomous Agents Leading software teams was always about managing people who wrote code. You hired engineers, you set direction, you reviewed output. The… 2026-08-28 Agentic AI why documentation matters again Why Documentation Is About to Matter Again Documentation has a reputation problem. It is seen as overhead — something you write because you have to, not because it creates value. The… 2026-08-28 AI rise of ai native engineering organizations The Rise of AI-Native Engineering Organizations Most engineering organizations are treating AI as an add-on. They layer it on top of existing processes. They buy tools that promise AI… 2026-08-28 AI shadow ai organizational problem Shadow AI Is an Organizational Problem, Not a Security Problem Every week, another set of tools gets blocked. Another AI policy gets written. Another security team sends a memo about the dangers of… 2026-08-28 AI Governance engineering leader intelligence amplifier The Engineering Leader Is Becoming an Intelligence Amplifier For the last twenty years, engineering leadership has been about getting scarce information to the right person at the right time. You… 2026-08-28 Leadership escalation systems that scale when human review doesn t become a bottleneck Escalation Systems That Scale: When Human Review Doesn't Become a Bottleneck Well-designed escalation doesn't add friction. It concentrates human attention where it matters most. 2026-08-26 Agentic AI ballot tracking debate really engineering problem The Ballot Tracking Debate Is Really an Engineering Problem The Supreme Court put mail-in ballot tracking back in the news — and the real question underneath is an engineering one: chain of custody for a secret ballot. 2026-08-25 Architecture governance that scales with you how mature organizations keep their ai on track Governance That Scales With You: How Mature Organizations Keep Their AI on Track Governance is rarely the thing that breaks first — and that's exactly why it's the thing that breaks most often. 2026-08-24 AI Governance designing ai systems that stay useful even when they re partially wrong Designing AI Systems That Stay Useful Even When They're Partially Wrong Most production AI is directionally right but imperfect — here's how to design systems that stay useful when they're partially wrong. 2026-08-21 AI the hidden roi of reducing ai rework The Hidden ROI of Reducing AI Rework Almost every enterprise AI system has a hidden cost that doesn't show up in any dashboard. 2026-08-19 Strategy business continuity for ai systems what operators need to know before Business Continuity for AI Systems: What Operators Need to Know Before Something Goes Wrong We design AI systems for their best moments. We test them on sunny-day scenarios. 2026-08-17 Agentic AI when ai should override human judgment When AI Should Override Human Judgment Most conversations about AI governance focus on one direction: humans override AI. 2026-08-14 AI Governance The Moment a CTO Stops Reading the Code — And Why That's No Longer the Right Fear The Moment a CTO Stops Reading the Code — And Why That's No Longer the Right Fear The old fear about CTOs losing the code is outdated — AI made understanding faster than reading. 2026-08-12 AI Leadership The Developer Is Dead. Long Live the Developer. The Developer Is Dead. Long Live the Developer. The 7 stages of developer grief in the age of AI — from denial to the new craft. 2026-08-10 AI Leadership Don't Automate the Org Chart Don't Automate the Org Chart What 350 leaders, two days of building, and one leadership legend reminded me about the future of organizations. 2026-08-07 Leadership Domination — A leadership gathering AND AI HACKATHON Domination — A leadership gathering AND AI HACKATHON 350 leaders, 60 days of AI upskilling, and an in-person hackathon — with John Maxwell in to speak. The technology is easy; the people and process have to change too. 2026-08-06 Leadership how ai operator roles evolve in the first year of production How AI Operator Roles Evolve in the First Year of Production One of the most rewarding patterns I've observed in enterprise AI isn't technical at all. It's human. 2026-08-05 Agentic AI setting confidence thresholds that earn trust in production Setting Confidence Thresholds That Earn Trust in Production One of the most practical decisions an AI team makes is also one of the most overlooked: "At what confidence level should this system escalate to… 2026-08-03 AI The Biggest AI Risk Isn't Connected AI. It's Unconnected AI. The Biggest AI Risk Isn't Connected AI. It's Unconnected AI. Isolation feels safe but creates blind spots — Shadow AI is the real enterprise risk. 2026-07-31 AI Governance the metrics that actually tell you if your ai is healthy The Metrics That Actually Tell You If Your AI Is Healthy I've reviewed a lot of AI dashboards. Most of them are measuring the wrong things. 2026-07-29 Leadership The Foundation AI Can't Build For You The Foundation AI Can't Build For You Everyone is buying AI. Almost nobody is preparing for it. The ten foundations that determine whether AI succeeds at scale. 2026-07-27 AI Leadership The Token Limit Nobody Talks About The Token Limit Nobody Talks About Your brain has a context window — and great leaders manage it like an engineer. 2026-07-24 AI Governance five-decades-in-the-skill-is-knowing-what-to-ignore Five Decades In, the Skill Is Knowing What to Ignore Surviving five decades in tech isn't about learning more — it's knowing what to ignore. 2026-07-22 Tech The Corporate Parody Albums Are Out The Corporate Parody Albums Are Out Four corporate parody albums and a single, 48 tracks total — written in two nights with AI, out under artist WanderingCTO. 2026-07-15 Life The AI Kept Working. That Was the Problem. The AI Kept Working. That Was the Problem. Most operational AI failures begin with success: a system that keeps going when it should pause. 2026-07-10 AI Governance Your AI Pilot Succeeded. That's Why It Failed. Your AI Pilot Succeeded. That's Why It Failed. The quiet failure rarely looks like a failure — the pilot works, then it stops moving. 2026-07-08 AI Leadership Your AI Is Wrong Most of the Time. That's Fine If You Design for It. Your AI Is Wrong Most of the Time. That's Fine If You Design for It. Directionally correct outputs that are wrong in acceptable ways are perfectly usable — if the workflow survives imperfection. 2026-07-07 AI Governance The Number That Decides Whether Your AI Actually Works (And Nobody Sets It) The Number That Decides Whether Your AI Actually Works (And Nobody Sets It) The threshold that determines your autonomy rate — and the least-examined parameter in the system. 2026-07-06 AI Governance Your AI Governance Is Already Broken. You Just Haven't Noticed. Your AI Governance Is Already Broken. You Just Haven't Noticed. Governance drift: the gradual erosion of constraints that starts well and ends badly. 2026-07-03 AI Governance AI Isn't Saving Your Team Time. It's Just Changing Where the Time Goes. AI Isn't Saving Your Team Time. It's Just Changing Where the Time Goes. AI systems don't eliminate work — they relocate it. The dashboard shows savings; the team feels rework. 2026-07-02 AI Leadership The Hardest Skill in Enterprise Tech Isn't Technical. It's Making Decisions With Incomplete Data. The Hardest Skill in Enterprise Tech Isn't Technical. It's Making Decisions With Incomplete Data. The request for certainty is almost always a disguised request to avoid the decision. 2026-06-29 Leadership Your AI Will Fail. Your Operators Won't Know How to Run Without It. Your AI Will Fail. Your Operators Won't Know How to Run Without It. The hidden dependency of AI-augmented workflows — and the black start capability every organization needs. 2026-06-26 AI Governance Trust Your AI Less. It Will Work Better. Trust Your AI Less. It Will Work Better. Visible uncertainty builds more durable trust than confident silence. 2026-06-24 AI Your AI Works Great. Your Human Review Queue Is the Real Crisis. Your AI Works Great. Your Human Review Queue Is the Real Crisis. The math of escalation is the most overlooked constraint in AI system design. 2026-06-22 AI Your AI Is Lying to You. It Just Can't Say Your AI Is Lying to You. It Just Can't Say "I Don't Know." Most AI failures come from systems that were never allowed to admit they were unsure. 2026-06-19 AI What Happens When a CTO With Severe ADHD Stops Trying to Fix His Brain and Starts Building Around It What Happens When a CTO With Severe ADHD Stops Trying to Fix His Brain and Starts Building Around It The scaffolding nobody sees — and what AI became for a brain that thinks in webs, not lines. 2026-06-19 AI Leadership your ai strategy isn t failing it s just too small Your AI Strategy Isn't Failing—It's Just Too Small Most AI strategies aren't failing. 2026-06-04 Strategy Build vs Buy vs Hybrid — Order Management Gurus panel Build vs Buy vs Hybrid: What Changes When AI Writes the Code? The build vs. buy debate isn't new — but agentic AI and AI-generated code are rewriting the answer. 2026-06-01 Speaking designing for ai fluency across the organization Designing for AI Fluency Across the Organization Most organizations approach AI fluency as a training problem. 2026-06-01 Org Design standardizing ai patterns across the enterprise Standardizing AI Patterns Across the Enterprise Most enterprises don't struggle with AI ideas. 2026-05-28 Architecture ai as an operational multiplier not just a productivity tool AI as an Operational Multiplier, Not Just a Productivity Tool Most organizations start with AI as a productivity tool. 2026-05-25 Leadership the new build vs buy decision in the age of ai The New Build vs Buy Decision in the Age of AI Build vs buy has always been a core technology decision. AI is changing the answer—but not in the way many expected. 2026-05-21 AI designing ai workflows that get better over time Designing AI Workflows That Get Better Over Time Most AI workflows are designed as if they are static. Define the use case. 2026-05-19 AI where ai creates the most enterprise value Where AI Creates the Most Enterprise Value Most AI strategies start with visible use cases. Customer-facing features. 2026-05-14 Strategy building an internal ai platform teams actually want to use Building an Internal AI Platform Teams Actually Want to Use Most enterprises invest in internal AI platforms with centralized models, shared infrastructure, and standardized access. However, many struggle… 2026-05-12 Architecture AI Talk / Panel Discussion — Prologis Innovation Event AI Talk / Panel Discussion — Prologis Innovation Event Honored to be part of the annual innovation event hosted by Prologis in Charleston — the future of industrial transformation through AI. 2026-05-11 Speaking designing your first ai native operating model Designing Your First AI-Native Operating Model Most organizations treat AI as an add-on rather than a fundamental shift in how work gets done. While early AI adoption delivers quick wins… 2026-05-06 AI you don t need more ai use cases you need fewer that actually matter You Don't Need More AI Use Cases—You Need Fewer That Actually Matter. Most enterprises don't have an AI shortage—they have too many AI ideas. Every team maintains a list of initiatives to automate, improve, or… 2026-05-05 AI OnCon Icon Awards 2026 — Technology Professional of the Year OnCon Icon Awards 2026 — Technology Professional of the Year Named to the OnCon Icon Awards 2026 Technology Top 10 during my time as CTO at Ashley. 2026-05-01 Speaking from copilots to capability turning ai into real enterprise leverage From Copilots to Capability: Turning AI Into Real Enterprise Leverage Most enterprises have moved beyond initial AI introduction, with copilots now widespread across email drafting, document summarization, coding… 2026-05-01 Strategy the ai augmented workforce redesigning roles not replacing them The AI-Augmented Workforce: Redesigning Roles, Not Replacing Them The conversation about AI and employment typically begins with the wrong question: "How many jobs will this replace?" 2026-04-28 Org Design ai made your teams faster it also exposed how slow your decisions real AI Made Your Teams Faster. It Also Exposed How Slow Your Decisions Really Are. AI is delivering on its promises. Work executes faster—outputs generate instantly, analysis completes in minutes, responses draft in seconds. 2026-04-25 AI ai escalation paths the missing layer in most automation programs AI Escalation Paths: The Missing Layer in Most Automation Programs Enterprise automation programs are missing a critical design element: structured escalation pathways for handling AI uncertainty. 2026-04-22 Agentic AI from data to decisions where ai actually changes the game From Data to Decisions: Where AI Actually Changes the Game Most enterprises have invested heavily in data infrastructure—dashboards, reports, and analytics platforms—based on the assumption that better… 2026-04-19 AI the first 12 months of ai maturity what actually changes The First 12 Months of AI Maturity: What Actually Changes The first year of AI adoption rarely looks the way organizations expect. 2026-04-16 AI human in the loop is too vague for enterprise ai "Human-in-the-Loop" Is Too Vague for Enterprise AI "Don't worry—we'll keep a human in the loop." 2026-04-13 AI Governance auditability without gridlock designing ai controls that operators wil Auditability Without Gridlock: Designing AI Controls That Operators Will Actually Use Most organizations agree on one thing when it comes to AI: 2026-04-10 Agentic AI governance is not about slowing ai down they are about making it usabl Governance is Not About Slowing AI Down. They Are About Making It Usable at Enterprise Scale. A lot of AI initiatives stall for the wrong reason. 2026-04-07 AI Governance ai isn t the constraint anymore your organization is AI Isn't the Constraint Anymore. Your Organization Is. For years, the story was simple: We don't have the technology yet. Now we do. 2026-04-04 Org Design turning principles into practice how to build ai systems that hold up Turning Principles Into Practice: How to Build AI Systems That Hold Up in Production Most organizations do not fail at AI because they lack intelligence, models, or ambition. They fail because the system around the AI never changes. 2026-04-01 AI kill switches not apologies operational control in agentic ai Kill Switches, Not Apologies: Operational Control in Agentic AI Apologies don't stop systems. Kill switches do. 2026-03-27 Agentic AI escalation is not failure Escalation Is Not Failure Escalation is often treated as a breakdown in execution. Something went wrong. 2026-03-25 Agentic AI designing decision boundaries for ai systems Designing Decision Boundaries for AI Systems Every AI system makes decisions. What varies—often implicitly—is how far those decisions are allowed to go. 2026-03-23 AI trust is a throughput constraint Trust Is a Throughput Constraint Throughput doesn't slow down when systems can't act. It slows down when people don't trust the output. 2026-03-22 AI autonomy without ownership is just drift Autonomy Without Ownership Is Just Drift Autonomy without ownership isn't speed. It's drift. 2026-03-19 AI what breaks first models or workflows What Breaks First: Models or Workflows When AI systems fail in production, the immediate instinct is to look at the model. Was the data insufficient? 2026-03-17 AI constraints are not the enemy what the goal teaches us about scaling a Constraints Are Not the Enemy: What The Goal Teaches Us About Scaling AI In The Goal, Eliyahu Goldratt dismantled a common assumption: that making every part of a system more efficient will make the system itself more… 2026-03-14 AI why confidence beats correctness in organizations Why Confidence Beats Correctness in Organizations In most organizations, confidence outperforms correctness long before anyone notices a problem. This is not because people prefer to be wrong, but… 2026-03-11 Org Design from hallucinations to incidents how confidence escalates risk From Hallucinations to Incidents: How Confidence Escalates Risk If it sounds right, will anyone stop it? 2026-03-09 AI Governance who decides when humans are wrong Who Decides When Humans Are Wrong? When AI challenges authority instead of automating it 2026-03-07 AI when intelligence refuses to perform When Intelligence Refuses to Perform Why the smartest systems don't try to be impressive 2026-03-05 AI from intern to operator when ai becomes part of the org chart From Intern to Operator: When AI Becomes Part of the Org Chart Most AI doesn't arrive with authority. It arrives quietly — as a helper, an assistant, an accelerator. 2026-03-03 Agentic AI designing ai systems that are allowed to say i don t know Designing AI Systems That Are Allowed to Say "I Don't Know" The quiet failure rarely looks like a failure. 2026-03-01 AI the cost of ai that doesn t know when to stop The Cost of AI That Doesn't Know When to Stop Unchecked AI doesn't just make mistakes. It compounds them. 2026-02-28 AI why human in the loop is not a governance strategy Why "Human-in-the-Loop" Is Not a Governance Strategy "Human-in-the-loop" sounds responsible. It signals caution. 2026-02-25 AI Governance where progress gets lost Where Progress Gets Lost So I have a number of my leaders send a weekly update - not to me, but to THEIR teams. Make sure to motivate, communicate, and help change minds. 2026-02-16 AI who owns ai risk the cto legal or the business Who Owns AI Risk: The CTO, Legal, or the Business? AI risk doesn't announce itself as a single failure. It emerges quietly — in handoffs, assumptions, and gaps between teams that all believe… 2026-02-12 AI Governance what happens when ai disagrees with your best people What Happens When AI Disagrees with Your Best People? The hardest AI problems aren't technical. They're organizational. 2026-02-09 AI ai as a new layer of the stack and why no one owns it yet AI as a New Layer of the Stack (And Why No One Owns It Yet) AI didn't arrive as a feature. 2026-02-06 Architecture the myth of autonomous ai why humans should never leave the loop The Myth of Autonomous AI: Why Humans Should Never Leave the Loop "Human-in-the-loop" is often framed as a safety net. 2026-02-03 Agentic AI data information knowledge decisions why ai blurs what organizations c Data ≠ Information ≠ Knowledge ≠ Decisions — Why AI Blurs What Organizations Can't Afford To One of the quietest failures in enterprise AI isn't model quality. 2026-01-31 Org Design from meaning to control why ai needs guardrails not just models From Meaning to Control: Why AI Needs Guardrails, Not Just Models Every generation of technology has its "oh no" moment. 2026-01-28 AI why meaning has always been the hard part of ai ontology semantics and Why Meaning Has Always Been the Hard Part of AI // Ontology, Semantics, and NLP Why Meaning Has Always Been the Hard Part of AI, and how we got here. 2026-01-26 AI the ai maturity curve in manufacturing from automation to infrastructu The AI Maturity Curve in Manufacturing: From Automation to Infrastructure Manufacturing has always been a proving ground for technology. 2026-01-25 AI ai systems vs ai features why architecture beats demos AI Systems vs AI Features: Why Architecture Beats Demos Core truth: Demos win funding. Systems win production. 2026-01-23 Architecture agents agentic systems and ai workflows Agents, Agentic Systems, and AI Workflows What the Differences Really Mean — and Who Should Be Building AI 2026-01-22 Agentic AI the first 90 days of ai for tech teams who haven t started with ai yet The First 90 Days of AI for Tech Teams who haven't started with AI yet... Most AI initiatives don't fail because the technology is bad. 2026-01-21 AI from hallucinations to incidents how confidence escalates risk v2 From Hallucinations to Incidents: How Confidence Escalates Risk (v2) Wrong answers are a problem. 2026-01-19 AI Governance why manufacturing will lead enterprise ai not silicon valley Why Manufacturing Will Lead Enterprise AI (Not Silicon Valley) Physical constraints force better AI design 2026-01-19 AI perfect data is a myth operational data is reality Perfect Data Is a Myth. Operational Data Is Reality. In manufacturing, changing master data isn't a cleanup task—it's an operational event. 2026-01-16 AI what comes next is different why agentic ai must move beyond loops and What Comes Next Is Different: Why Agentic AI Must Move Beyond Loops and Into Systems We're seeing eye-opening results from systems that run models in tight loops—retrying, iterating, and pushing forward until something works. In… 2026-01-16 Agentic AI Speaking & Sessions Speaking & Sessions My Sessionize speaker profile — talks, sessions, and the speaking record as a CTO. 2025-08-18 Speaking Six days in China — high-tech AI advancements Six Days in China: High-Tech AI Advancements Outpacing American Innovation Speed, scale, and strategy — and why the U.S. must treat AI education, automation, and rare earths as musts, not shoulds. 2025-08-18 AI serving-beer-for-charity-at-ashley-for-the-arts Serving Beer for Charity at Ashley for the Arts Volunteering at a community festival — the unglamorous service job that makes the event possible. 2025-08-09 Community still-showing-the-youngins-how-its-done Still Showing the Youngins How It's Done Age, competence, and still being good at something physical. 2025-05-17 Life warehouse-automation-dies-on-the-software-not-the-robot Warehouse Automation Dies on the Software, Not the Robot The robot arm is the easy part. Warehouse automation dies on the software and data coupling nobody budgets for. 2025-05-13 Architecture teams-are-built-one-dinner-at-a-time Teams Are Built One Dinner at a Time Distributed teams aren't built on the roadmap — they're built one dinner, one rainstorm at a time. 2025-05-13 Leadership we-got-coffee-from-a-robot We Got Coffee From a Robot We got coffee from a robot — and it said more about automation than any demo. 2025-05-13 Business the-highest-roi-automation-is-the-one-minute-margin The Highest-ROI Automation Is the One-Minute Margin The highest-ROI automation is the one-minute margin. 2025-01-21 Tech American Horrorplex: #1-Ranked Haunt in Kentucky American Horrorplex: #1-Ranked Haunt in Kentucky WHAS11 on the Horrorplex being rated #1 in Kentucky by Scare Factor. 2024-10-15 Life American Horrorplex: Louisville's Spookiest Thrill American Horrorplex: Louisville's Spookiest Thrill The haunt I co-own, previewed by WLKY — 80 actors, humble beginnings, and the season ahead. 2024-09-23 Life Bungee jumping off the Macau Tower Bungee Jumping in Macau: Dive Head First 233 meters off the Macau Tower — when you realize you have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, just dive head first. 2024-07-21 Life the-van-is-the-office-now The Van Is the Office Now Remote work was never about the house — it was about the setup. 2024-05-05 Tech the-bleeding-edge-isnt-cheap The Bleeding Edge Isn't Cheap The hard part of being a tech leader is being on the bleeding edge. Sometimes that's not cheap. 2024-02-07 Tech the-day-autonomy-stopped-being-a-demo The Day Autonomy Stopped Being a Demo The moment autonomy stopped being a demo and became a commute. 2024-01-31 Tech the-best-tool-is-the-one-you-already-own The Best Tool Is the One You Already Own The best tool is usually the one you already own. 2024-01-15 Life a-vehicle-isnt-one-thing A Vehicle Isn't One Thing A vehicle isn't one thing — it's whatever job you point it at. 2023-11-25 Build Log i-love-halloween-even-when-i-have-to-work I Love Halloween, Even When I Have to Work Bringing the fun into the workplace — costume, chess, and showing up as a person. 2023-10-31 Life How AI Is Transforming Software Development How AI Is Transforming Software Development A panel of leaders at the Rally Global Cross-Sector Innovation Conference on how AI changes the craft — and why the reframe matters more than the tools. 2023-08-31 Speaking El Toro + Starburst: Query Performance at Scale El Toro + Starburst: Query Performance at Scale 350B data points a day, 300% query performance improvement, and $5M in savings on the El Toro data lake. 2023-06-01 Architecture the-flight-was-cancelled-so-i-bought-a-bronco The Flight Was Cancelled, So I Bought a Bronco Stuck on a layover with every flight cancelled, I bought a Bronco and drove it home — faster than the plane. 2023-04-20 Life Fostering Curiosity in Data Engineering Fostering Curiosity in Data Engineering A guest post on the Starburst blog — six ways to foster curiosity in data engineering and drive real results. 2023-03-22 Writing never-think-your-leaders-are-screwing-off Never Think Your Leaders Are Screwing Off Leadership retreats look like junkets. They're not — the off-hours is where trust gets built. 2023-02-16 Leadership an-escape-room-with-strangers An Escape Room with Strangers A team problem solved with strangers added — shared experiences are what make teams work. 2023-01-07 Leadership ces-is-huge-and-the-dinner-is-what-you-remember CES Is Huge, and the Dinner Is What You Remember CES is thousands of companies competing for attention. The tech is why you go; the dinner is what you remember. 2023-01-05 Tech the-sprinkler-head-froze The Sprinkler Head Froze A frozen sprinkler head, water through the second floor, and Christmas spent mopping. 2022-12-26 Life He Gave Me a Severed Hand With His Contact Information on It. Let Me Explain... He Gave Me a Severed Hand With His Contact Information on It. Let Me Explain... A staffing pro sent me a severed hand with his number on it — and it turned out to be the best sales lesson I've seen. 2021-05-19 Life Existential Flexibility: Short-Term Sacrifices for Long-Term Success Existential Flexibility: Short-Term Sacrifices for Long-Term Success It's not about being the best — it's about being your best. 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